And Stay Outta The Woolworth's!
Meet Dale Peterson, an emissary from this "real America" we've all been hearing about. He is running for Alabama's Commissioner of Agriculture. Dale has a horse, a gun, a cowboy hat, and a pair of mom jeans, and he shouts unhinged statements at the camera with a lack of self-conciousness usually found only in small children and mental patients.
"Responsible for five billion dollars -- I bet you didn't know that."
Hell, Dale, I didn't know Alabama had five billion dollars.